April 2nd, 2018

Not my favorite cleaning company

big-stank

I love the smell of success!

Photo courtesy of Jose.

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April 1st, 2018

Bubble Bath

bubblebath

And two, I don’t want to say.

Photo courtesy of Joerg Bernsdorf. Found in Japanese hotel room. 

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March 31st, 2018

Still only one…

master-pubic-accountants

Shhh I’m counting hairs.
Photo courtesy of Jessie.
 
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March 30th, 2018

Never get between a man and his bone.

a-man-with-a-bone

Tastes just like Moter used to make.

Photo courtesy of Jessica Riordan. Lunch box found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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March 29th, 2018

The long wait is over…

yeah-shanghai

Please act excited...

Photo courtesy of Jared Kilgour.

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March 28th, 2018

My ass only wears domestic.

Jeans-shop

Photo courtesy of Jan Kietlinski. Found in Nagoya, Japan. 

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March 27th, 2018

Whatever pussy wants

do-it-slowly-soon

I’m getting negative feedback from the dog...

Photo courtesy of James Ostrander. Tote bag found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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March 26th, 2018

What did I tell you about say to anyone!

leave-position-to-wind

Oh wind, is there nothing you can't solve?

Photo courtesy of James Ostrander. Tote bag found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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March 24th, 2018

The red one!

which-do-you-want

Did I mention motorcycling?

Photo courtesy of Greg Gallagher. T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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March 23rd, 2018

You’ll detonate over our low prices!

bomb-car-rent

We re-fuse to be undersold!

Photo courtesy of Greg Coleman. Found in Thailand.

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