December 13th, 2017

Where do I sign up?

margret-mine-case

Oh, I read her exploits in the bathroom...

Photo courtesy of John Welch. Found in Vietnam. Meant to say "magnetic".

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December 12th, 2017

Please stop picking at the wall.

wall-is-peeling-off

Last time we use tile decals...

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman. Found in China.

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December 11th, 2017

Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

jade-stone-massage

That’s kind of the expensive...

Photo courtesy of Rik Dawson. Found in Thailand. 

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December 10th, 2017

The juice is terrible.

try-xiangjung-dry

Now try these wet French fries...

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M. Found in China.

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December 9th, 2017

Our take-out bag was so thin you could see its religion.

slippery-son-mushroom

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M. Found in China.

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December 8th, 2017

Only you can prevent safety.

be-careful-falling

We want a clean break.

Photo courtesy of Chinese translator Huiping Iler. Found in China.

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December 7th, 2017

Please first impress.

meet-carefully

Always shake a hand.

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman. Found in China.

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December 6th, 2017

This is where it all started.

fast-food-restaurant

After this, let’s take in the Tourist Attraction.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden. Found in China.

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December 5th, 2017

Hey, everybody looks ordinary…

common-people-glasses

Thanks, I need to blend in...

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden. Found in China. 

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December 4th, 2017

Come on Robin, the Batmobile wasn’t made for this traffic.

to-the-cave

Do you think the cave people got my message?

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden. Found in China.

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