December 1st, 2018

I’ll take the family discount…

   

Photo courtesy of Ken Wood.  Found in Japan. 

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November 30th, 2018

Robots are getting out of hand.

And just like that we had to wait...
     

Photo courtesy of Margie Kent.  Found in Japan. 

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November 29th, 2018

Folks can lift on their own time…

If your parents are over 1 ton, use service elevator.

Photo courtesy of Blukitty. Found in Japan. 

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November 28th, 2018

Kids can have existential crisis too

Photo courtesy of Amy Liu. Pencil case found in China.

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November 24th, 2018

Plant with too much power

That stew is cooking itself!

   

T-shirt found in Tokyo, Japan. Photo copyright Engrish.com. Originally posted 12.15.2003.

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November 23rd, 2018

Bicycle Frame

So open the door already!

Photo courtesy of Andrew Bowyer. Found on a bicycle in Japan. Originally posted 12.4.2002

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November 22nd, 2018

My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira. Found in China.

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November 20th, 2018

Car Lives…

When I die, bury me in my Volvo...

Photo courtesy of Kenji Yamada. Originally posted 9.9.2004

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November 19th, 2018

Ample parking up front

We don't condone drag abuse...

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Baxter. Found in China. 

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November 17th, 2018

Everywhore

Finally a juice for everywhore...

   

Photo courtesy of Heather Skiera. Originally posted 12.27.2001.

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