Engrish.com
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

Photo courtesy of Warren Valdmanis. T-shirt found in Hong Kong. 

If miracle too slow, can do now.

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht. T-shirt found in Tokyo.

Photo courtesy of Steve Roberts.  From a package of feathers from China. 

Noodle in a mouth, breathe, repeat.

Photo courtesy of Rick Hancock. Found in a Sapporo train station. 

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht. Truck spotted in Tokyo. 

Photo courtesy of Dan Palmer.  Tea package found in Malaysia. 

I see where your math went wrong...

Photo courtesy of Marco Lobo. Found in Tokyo. 

Also works with cows.

Photo courtesy of Tom Palmer. Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

Photo courtesy of Col Mor.  Found in Nanjing, China. 

We use compassionate discipline on the problem pets.

Photo courtesy of Col Mor.  Found in Nanjing, China.