September 23rd, 2019

I wanna collect all the big cocks…

Photo courtesy of Amy, Sara, Karen and Alice. Found at a shop in Savar, Bangladesh.

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September 20th, 2019

We’re going Dutch.

Service is good, tips are horrible.

Photo courtesy of Dennis Falt. Bar spotted in Tachikawa, Japan. 

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September 19th, 2019

Bill Gates’ favorite vegetable…

Mushrooms will grow anywhere.

Photo courtesy of J.B. Found in China. 

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September 18th, 2019

They’ve got a lot to be angry about…

Steamed Korean... is made of PEOPLE!

Photo courtesy of Frank Lau.

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September 17th, 2019

I’ve dung better…

You’re number two in my heart.

Photo courtesy of oroboras. Found in Harajuku, Tokyo. 

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September 16th, 2019

Big hit in the nursing home…

Because the real Santa only comes once a year.

Photo courtesy of Gecky. Found in China. 

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September 13th, 2019

Ham oa a moss come with Swiss?

I failuse to see the point...

Photo courtesy of Warren Valdmanis. T-shirt found in Hong Kong. 

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September 12th, 2019

USAF move in mysterious way.

If miracle too slow, can do now.

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht. T-shirt found in Tokyo.

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September 11th, 2019

Put it in your crapbook

This hobby just isn’t fun any more.

Photo courtesy of Steve Roberts.  From a package of feathers from China. 

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September 10th, 2019

and it thinks what have I done with my life?

Noodle in a mouth, breathe, repeat.

Photo courtesy of Rick Hancock. Found in a Sapporo train station. 

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