April 30th, 2020

5 fingers is 4 too many.

Please endanger responsibly...

Photo courtesy of Chad H. Found in Changsha, China. 

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April 29th, 2020

She’s always right…

She’s gonna cosine my loan...

Photo courtesy of Judy F. 

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April 28th, 2020

Your geometry won’t work here…

...if you’re afraid of widths.

Photo courtesy of Sandra Tuer. Chinese says "defecating behind the tank is prohibited". 

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April 27th, 2020

Reloading is a bitch.

 

Photo courtesy of Marc Shea.

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April 24th, 2020

Can never be too saf.

Photo courtesy of "Koinu sensei". Found at a Daiso store in Japan. 

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April 23rd, 2020

This is too in real…

Photo courtesy of Alexander O’Neill. Sign found outside of a hair salon in Tokyo. 

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April 22nd, 2020

Open next COVID season…

Photo courtesy of Jesse Halton. Found in Chinatown in Seattle. 

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April 21st, 2020

Aaaand now I can’t eat donuts…

Photo courtesy of David Dixon. T-shirt spotted in Yangzhou, China.

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April 20th, 2020

Anything for peace

Photo courtesy of Paul M.  Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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April 16th, 2020

We lose more pee that way…

You can’t keep a good pee down...

Photo courtesy of Brian S. Found at Japanese hotel bathroom.

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