Toys

Japanese toys have an international following and are renowned for their quality – some for their Engrish.

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Cuddlier than the Loch Ness Mammal

posted on 24 Sep 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

…and his best friend Satanzebra

Photo courtesy of Alina Suta.
Toy made in China. 

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What’s cooking?

posted on 31 Aug 2012 in Toys

She’s hot!

Photo courtesy of  Jane Blamires.
Toy found in Canada, made in China.

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Welcome to Asai

posted on 4 Aug 2012 in Toys

Things used to be made in the UAS…

Photo courtesy of Amy Baker.

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Just go!

posted on 1 Aug 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of Junior Escamilla.
Toy found in California, made in China. 

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Pedophile packaging!

posted on 21 Apr 2012 in Toys

*Warning* This toy is not suitable for use by anyone.

Photo courtesy of Martin Byker.
Pop up toaster toy made in China. 

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This toy is a pain in the butt…

posted on 13 Apr 2012 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Randy Parsons.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (316 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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Not really my style

posted on 16 Mar 2012 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Ryan G.
Doll made in China. 

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Super 3000 fighter jet

posted on 10 Mar 2012 in Toys

Weapon of war specifications: Must be handsome, lustrous and lovely

Photo courtesy of JD.
Found at a dollar store in US. 

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California Cat in the Hat is too cool

posted on 6 Feb 2012 in Toys

That’s not vogue fever… those are withdrawal symptoms…

Photo courtesy of Mie Lilje and William Vest-Lillesøe.
Barbie-knock off found in Estonia (made in China). 

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Batman Begins Playing Cards

posted on 4 Feb 2012 in Toys

Photo courtesy of He-Mandee.

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