Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

posted on 4 Sep 2016 in Signs

do-not-leave-valuables-attended

Our thieves are working overtime to serve you.

Photo courtesy of Ayumi Tezuka.
Found at a steakhouse in Tokyo. 

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Please stop splashing.

posted on 3 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

careful-drowning

Don’t be so dramatic.

Photo courtesy of JM.
Found in China. 

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But it’s not 4:20…

posted on 31 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

thank-you-for-pot-smoking

Cereal available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Jung.
Found at recording studio in Seoul, Korea.

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Use the old exit.

posted on 30 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-enter-the-minors

This exit will be ready in 5 years.

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Hyman.
Found outside a smoking lounge of Kunming Int’l Airport. 

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Eating at the beach…

posted on 29 Aug 2016 in Menus, Signs

sand-and-beer

Wich available on request.

Photo courtesy of Voytec S.
Spotted in Sapporo, Japan. 

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My pet bottle is feeling onry

posted on 27 Aug 2016 in Signs

pet-bottle-onry

Photo courtesy of Benny Maxwell.
Found in Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan. 

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Everybody is so skinny around here…

posted on 25 Aug 2016 in Instructions, Signs

never-dont-sleep

Never don’t check out before 11.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens.
Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan. 

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Just cooprate, dog.

posted on 16 Aug 2016 in Signs

Control-your-dog

Photo courtesy of Patrick Ross.

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Extra bathroom stalls available

posted on 14 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

number-two-restaurant

Photo courtesy of Peter Grevstad.
Found in Toronto, Canada.

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But it’s so tasty inside!

posted on 12 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

outside-rice-flour-noodle

There’s like 20 people outside this noodle…

Photo courtesy of Summer Lewis.
Found at Beijing airport. 

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