Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Sounds authentically British.

posted on 11 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

pus-restaurant

Come in, we’ll squeeze a mug for you.

Photo courtesy of Beth Schroeder.
Found in Daejeon, South Korea.

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Adherence! Where else is park!

posted on 5 Apr 2016 in Signs

devotion

Please don’t reports it! I’m moving!

Photo courtesy of Mike Truscott.
Found in Japan. 

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Please desire sight seeing.

posted on 30 Mar 2016 in Signs

sound-guide-device

I am receptionist person. Please understand it.

Photo courtesy of Peter Schouten.
Found at bus station in Naha, Japan.

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Steer clear of the unable parking.

posted on 28 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

unable-people

This place is not unable compliant!

Photo courtesy of N.D.
Found at bus station in Chongqing, China.

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Just like this…

posted on 27 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

urinate-this-way-please

A little more to the right…

Photo courtesy of Bryan Rilinger.
Found at rest stop in Ayuthaya, Thailand.

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Very specific rest rooms.

posted on 21 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

bethroom

Beth, you in there?

Photo courtesy of Claire Lee.

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So….we’re convenienced?

posted on 15 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

uninconvenience

Please unreturn soon.

Photo courtesy of Sean Mabe.
Found in Ayuthaya, Thailand.

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Eatever you want!

posted on 10 Mar 2016 in Signs

daisuke-ya

Eat ever you’re having, we can sublimate!

Photo courtesy of Ats.
Restaurant sign found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Don’t say we didn’t tell you!

posted on 9 Mar 2016 in Instructions, Signs

food-allergy

Yeah, good luck with that allergy…

Photo courtesy of Marcel van Kervinck.
Found at Tokyo Starbucks (no other English found).

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Ladyment around the corner

posted on 8 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

gentlement

I blame the governmen…

Photo courtesy of Thomas Fernandez.
Found in Jogjakarta, Indonesia.

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