Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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The most noble of flames.

posted on 6 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

fire-distinguisher

Classier than the slow burn…

Photo courtesy of E.F.

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Cleanlines is next to Godlines.

posted on 5 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

cleanlines-upon-you-me-him

Between you me him, you can’t be too cleanlines.

Photo courtesy of Tamar.
Found in Chongqing, China.

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It used to cost an arm and a leg…

posted on 29 Nov 2016 in Signs

sperm

Photo courtesy of Andrew Rigg.
Boutique clothing store found in Sendai, Japan.

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I’ve got a severe case of dissent.

posted on 23 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

health-rests-civilized-behavior

Explains why I keep getting sick at the protest march…

Photo courtesy of Judit Várhelyi.
Found at Lingering Garden, Suzhou, China.

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By lunch it became much worse.

posted on 20 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

breakfast-intestinal

I had breakfast intestinal but I’m better now.

Photo courtesy of Gustavo Hsu.
Found in China. 

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Would you like break of coffee?

posted on 19 Nov 2016 in Signs

give-me-a-meeting

…it’s in my case of brief.

Photo courtesy of Kim Lonskov.
Found in Tokyo hotel lobby.

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The Lord does not like yoga.

posted on 17 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lord-shall-not-be-stretched

Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.

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The last fireman skimmed a little…

posted on 16 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Now legal in 8 states…

posted on 15 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Peper or plestic?

posted on 13 Nov 2016 in Signs

peper-cup

Peper is 100 parcent recycleble.

Photo courtesy of Monik.
Found in Nagoya, Japan.

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