Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Did I mention fairy dust?

posted on 29 Dec 2017 in Signs

Eiraku

So is the ambiance…

Photo courtesy of Andy Villalobos.
Pachinko parlor in Shimonoseki, Japan.

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Warm reminder

posted on 28 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

warm-reminder

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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The hose knows the way to carry the sleigh

posted on 20 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

strictly-through-the-railings

…to Grandmother’s house we go!
Photo courtesy of Lee Martin.
Found in Yangtze River cruise ship in China.

 

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Fat guy, don’t faii me.

posted on 17 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

fat-guy-furrery-taiior

He also knows where the best diners are.

Photo courtesy of Anthony S.
Found in China.

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Please stop picking at the wall.

posted on 12 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

wall-is-peeling-off

Last time we use tile decals…

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman.
Found in China.

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Only you can prevent safety.

posted on 8 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

be-careful-falling

We want a clean break.

Photo courtesy of Chinese translator Huiping Iler.
Found in China.

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Hey, everybody looks ordinary…

posted on 5 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

common-people-glasses

Thanks, I need to blend in…

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China. 

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Come on Robin, the Batmobile wasn’t made for this traffic.

posted on 4 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

to-the-cave

Do you think the cave people got my message?

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden.
Found in China.

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Now ban over to the swinging bridge…

posted on 3 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ban-on-down-to-river

I’m gonna ban outta here…

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden.
Found in China.

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Positions Available…

posted on 29 Nov 2017 in Signs

Just try to get past the water cooler…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Repost from 5/6/2006.

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