Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Fat guy, don’t faii me.

posted on 17 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

fat-guy-furrery-taiior

He also knows where the best diners are.

Photo courtesy of Anthony S.
Found in China.

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Please stop picking at the wall.

posted on 12 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

wall-is-peeling-off

Last time we use tile decals…

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman.
Found in China.

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Only you can prevent safety.

posted on 8 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

be-careful-falling

We want a clean break.

Photo courtesy of Chinese translator Huiping Iler.
Found in China.

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Hey, everybody looks ordinary…

posted on 5 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

common-people-glasses

Thanks, I need to blend in…

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China. 

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Come on Robin, the Batmobile wasn’t made for this traffic.

posted on 4 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

to-the-cave

Do you think the cave people got my message?

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden.
Found in China.

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Now ban over to the swinging bridge…

posted on 3 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ban-on-down-to-river

I’m gonna ban outta here…

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden.
Found in China.

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Positions Available…

posted on 29 Nov 2017 in Signs

Just try to get past the water cooler…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Repost from 5/6/2006.

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Please wash hands after touching guests…

posted on 20 Nov 2017 in Signs

pleased-than-my-right-hand

Photo courtesy of Beth Wild D.
Found in Tokyo.

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Your sale has you decline

posted on 16 Nov 2017 in Signs

visitors-of-child-people

Companion of child… sit down!

Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner.
Found in Tokyo. 

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I hate advertising!

posted on 13 Nov 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

billbraod-for-rant

Sign the damn rantal agreement…

Photo courtesy of Chanthasone Insixiangmai.
Found in Laos on way to Thailand. 

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