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Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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posted on 29 Nov 2017 in Signs

Just try to get past the water cooler…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Repost from 5/6/2006.

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Please wash hands after touching guests…

posted on 20 Nov 2017 in Signs

pleased-than-my-right-hand

Photo courtesy of Beth Wild D.
Found in Tokyo.

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Your sale has you decline

posted on 16 Nov 2017 in Signs

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Companion of child… sit down!

Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner.
Found in Tokyo. 

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I hate advertising!

posted on 13 Nov 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

billbraod-for-rant

Sign the damn rantal agreement…

Photo courtesy of Chanthasone Insixiangmai.
Found in Laos on way to Thailand. 

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Long on top, deformed in back…

posted on 6 Nov 2017 in Signs

deformation-and-the-breakdown

Can I get a breakdown with a fade?

Photo courtesy of Matthew Brocklebank.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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For that Lastafarian rook.

posted on 4 Nov 2017 in Signs

dread-rocks

Photo courtesy of Takiko.
Found in Japan.

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Did you wosh your hands?

posted on 1 Nov 2017 in Signs

lovatory

Flush that loneliness down the drain!

Photo courtesy of Ken.
Found in Japan.

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They’re suspiciously at your side.

posted on 30 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-your-hands

If the right one doesn’t get you, the left one will.

Photo courtesy of Richard Yang.
Found in China.

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Take your time: the Now Loitering sign is up.

posted on 26 Oct 2017 in Signs

now-smoking-area

Photo courtesy of S.N.
Spotted in Japan.

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The beach is popular this year.

posted on 24 Oct 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

scenic-area-export

Hey, they’re exporting Times Square!

Photo courtesy of Tommy Tang.
Found in Benxi, China.

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