Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Fatigue sooner.

posted on 1 Oct 2018 in Signs

You’ll happy!

Photo courtesy of Conor Deegan.
Found in Japan. 

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Special on white robes and purple wigs

posted on 28 Sep 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Christopher Chang.
Found in China. 

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Homeless the guy sometimes sleeps there.

posted on 27 Sep 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Maintenance the man has the key…

Photo courtesy of Chris Wooff.
Found in China. 

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Lo, imminent scarping.

posted on 26 Sep 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

The precipice sneaks up on ya…

Photo courtesy of Chris Wooff.
Found in China. 

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Don’t cover that load!

posted on 25 Sep 2018 in Instructions, Signs

Shelf also becomes a flotation device.

 

Photo courtesy of Chris. 
Found in Japan at public bath. 

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Let’s God together!

posted on 24 Sep 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I don’t think monotheism means what you think it means.

Photo courtesy of Cari.
Found in Korea. 

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Please don’t ask me to be specific.

posted on 19 Sep 2018 in Signs

The railing is also a sensitive issue.

Photo courtesy of Bertil Lindén.
Found in Japan. 

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Foreigner access prohibited

posted on 7 Sep 2018 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Alex Roberts.
Found in Japan. 

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Gut cheese?

posted on 30 Aug 2018 in Signs

Gut over here!

Photo courtesy of Jeff Tsai
(Having trouble posting new images to the site,
so I am reposting some old forgotten Engrish.
This was originally posted July 9, 2000.)
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This isn’t rice… these are tears!

posted on 20 Aug 2018 in Menus, Signs

soup-bawls

I eat it every mourning.

Photo courtesy of Adam Yavner.
Found in Japan. 

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