Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Sir, I’m noticing you for the last time.

posted on 24 Jul 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Genevieve Hilton.
Found in Hong Kong Airport Express.

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I guess bald is back

posted on 18 Jul 2019 in Signs

…and I just got over too skin

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Now I am pissed…

posted on 16 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Hope you like yellow.

Photo courtesy of Colin Smith.
Found at Beijing Airport. 

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Ask about our BOGO

posted on 9 Jul 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Drew Kelly.
Spotted in Malaysia.

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The service is crap, too.

posted on 3 Jul 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Napkin not just for lap…

Photo courtesy of Michael Colaianni.
Found at a restaurant in Seoul, Korea.

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Get your amped torans here!

posted on 2 Jul 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Antoine Fantys.
Found at a Tokyo, Japan train platform. 

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Now button it, sloooowly…

posted on 1 Jul 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian Dentry.
Found at a laundromat in Tokyo. 

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I was trushed when I wrote this…

posted on 25 Jun 2019 in Signs

Eat pizza, THEN drink wine.

 

 

Photo courtesy of C. Bennett.
Found in Chiba, Japan. 

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I knew her back in the 90’s…

posted on 21 Jun 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christina Theodorakis.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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So… no wake up call?

posted on 18 Jun 2019 in Signs

Yes, the coffee shop is open 24 hrs.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo. 

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