Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

posted on 22 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira.
Found in China.

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Car Lives…

posted on 20 Nov 2018 in Signs

When I die, bury me in my Volvo…

Photo courtesy of Kenji Yamada.
Originally posted 9.9.2004

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Everywhore

posted on 17 Nov 2018 in Signs

Finally a juice for everywhore…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Heather Skiera.
Originally posted 12.27.2001.

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If only they had more time…

posted on 13 Nov 2018 in Signs

Sorry, one life per customer…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of John Farrier.
Found in Japan. 

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Anything for Master!

posted on 8 Nov 2018 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Jennifer See.
Found in Itaewon, South Korea.

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Having a party tonight!

posted on 6 Nov 2018 in Signs

Let’s voting!

 

 

Photo courtesy of Miguel A L Esquivel.
Seen on election banner in Konomiya, Aichi-ken.
Originally posted 2008.1.8. 

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Don’t make mistake on your own…

posted on 29 Oct 2018 in Signs

We guarantee you’ll love your hair in 2 weeks!

Photo courtesy of James Hill.
Found in Japan. 

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Is it baby season already?

posted on 26 Oct 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Stop that rattle, it’ll only make it angrier.

Photo courtesy of Ian Shelton.
Found in South Korea.

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Supersedes previous passenger sheet.

posted on 22 Oct 2018 in Signs

Um, looks like you’re in my sheet.

Photo courtesy of Henry Hofilena.
Found in Japan. 

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Can we just agree to convey?

posted on 20 Oct 2018 in Signs

I wish I was born twice!

Photo courtesy of Helen Gorton.
Found in Japan. 

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