Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Now button it, sloooowly…

posted on 1 Jul 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian Dentry.
Found at a laundromat in Tokyo. 

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I was trushed when I wrote this…

posted on 25 Jun 2019 in Signs

Eat pizza, THEN drink wine.

 

 

Photo courtesy of C. Bennett.
Found in Chiba, Japan. 

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I knew her back in the 90’s…

posted on 21 Jun 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christina Theodorakis.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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So… no wake up call?

posted on 18 Jun 2019 in Signs

Yes, the coffee shop is open 24 hrs.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Is he related to children in the attic?

posted on 17 Jun 2019 in Signs

They’re coming to get you.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mike Truscott.
Spotted in Singapore. 

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I am sorry your kids.

posted on 14 Jun 2019 in Signs, Transportation

Because husbands are untrainable…

Photo courtesy of Mike Truscott.
Spotted in Tokyo.

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…says the man with a bronze horse.

posted on 13 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Also indoor voices only.

 

Photo courtesy of JT.
Found in China. 

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If you went to the creek you’ve gone too far…

posted on 12 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

I wouldn’t sit there…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mkulowiec.
Found in Zunyi, China.

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All your life are belong to us!

posted on 10 Jun 2019 in Signs

No partial terminations.

Photo courtesy of Erik Booher.
Found at Narita Airport in Japan.
Japanese title says: “If you smuggle, your life is over”
(Sign from customs department)

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And cost thriftily!

posted on 4 Jun 2019 in Signs

Thank exceptional you.

Photo courtesy of La Cuna.

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