Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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We’ve got your back!

posted on 27 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

No ifs, ands, or…

Photo courtesy of James Foster.
Sign found in a public toilet in Beijing, China.

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I need a drink…

posted on 25 Oct 2020 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Bert Ayers.
Bar sign found in Japan. 

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Text only…

posted on 22 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Art only in bathroom stall.

Photo courtesy of G.L.
Spotted in Singapore.

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Hot off the grass!

posted on 21 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

Photo courtesy of Heather Morgan.
Found in China. 

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Chewing has that effect…

posted on 16 Oct 2020 in Signs

You mean scarrops?

Photo courtesy of Gary Chapman.
Found at an airport shop in Tokyo. 

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You know what… wink wink.

posted on 15 Oct 2020 in Instructions, Signs

Squirt guns available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Oliver Papa.
Found at restaurant bathroom in Japan. 

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Did I mention water supply?

posted on 9 Oct 2020 in Signs

Hey man, I ain’t lookin’ fer trouble…

Photo courtesy of Diane Chan.
Found at the Toyoko Inn, in Tokyo. 

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Straight won’t do…

posted on 6 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

I’m trying but it keeps coming out round.

Photo courtesy of T.Y.
Found in China. 

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This school has everything I need!

posted on 3 Oct 2020 in Signs

Learn to hormonize!

Photo courtesy of Curtis Reid. 
Found in Japan. 

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You should hear grass complain when it rains…

posted on 1 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s the untrimmed toenails…

Photo courtesy of Nadia.
Spotted in Shenyang, China.

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