Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Proudly purveying 100% organic organs

posted on 17 Mar 2012 in Signs

Do you have a drive-up ventricle?

Photo courtesy of Hozen Britto.
Liquor store sign found in Japan. 

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Wipe that smork off your face.

posted on 11 Mar 2012 in Signs

No-smorking please; I’m trying to quirt.

Photo courtesy of Kim Terca.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Bestbugs

posted on 5 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I wish I may, I wish I mite…

Photo courtesy of Jeff. 
Found in an upscale mall in Shanghai, China. 

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Future Shock!

posted on 2 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Stephen McAllan.
Found at Chinese temple in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. 

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Herb Roasted

posted on 25 Feb 2012 in Menus, Signs

Bob-B-Que

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What a feeling…

posted on 17 Feb 2012 in Signs

If I’m to the point where I flushed, I don’t need to dance anymore.

Photo courtesy of Emmanuel Marchat.
Found at Tokyo Summerland amusement park.
(Japanese says “Flash Dance”) 

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Maple bingo anyone?

posted on 27 Jan 2012 in Signs

Just the lips…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Ad for festival found on train in Japan. 

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Cobblers pardoned… pies released

posted on 17 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Wherever a cheesecake is imprisoned unjustly, we’ll be there!

Photo courtesy of Ronnie Kwong.

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Just minutes or hours from your home

posted on 15 Jan 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Where the customer is always or never right…

Photo courtesy of Steve Finney.
Sign found in Brooklyn, NY. 

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Park sign rules (contains vulgar language)

posted on 13 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Dave Goodwin.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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