Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Because they’re known for deli…

posted on 8 Mar 2024 in Signs

Can’t be worse than their pizza…

Photo courtesy of Ye Fu C.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Your safety is my danger…

posted on 7 Mar 2024 in Signs

Most accidents happen when you’re safe…

Photo courtesy of Warren R.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I didn’t even have to buy her drinks…

posted on 3 Mar 2024 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Why do all my prescriptions end with “over ice”…?

Photo courtesy of Tim V.
Found in Korea. 

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Especially short attention span..

posted on 27 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Tim Connor.
Spotted in China. 

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Strangler dangler…

posted on 22 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Tamao Goda.
Found on Chinese luggage tag. 

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For English, dial 1, for incoherent rants, dial 2…

posted on 21 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

For obscenities, press 0…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Stewart.
Found in China. 

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No Shirt, No Creases, No Enter…

posted on 20 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

It’s one or the other…

Photo courtesy of Steve Platt.
Found in China. 

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Your accident is important to us…

posted on 19 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Only you can prevent safety…

Photo courtesy of Steve Platt.
Found in China. 

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Public Security Bureau needs to build a wall…

posted on 15 Feb 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Stephen Stewart.
Found in China. 

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Sounds fancier than mayo…

posted on 13 Feb 2024 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

If you knew Chessgirl you’d understand…

Photo courtesy of Spencer Cook.
Spotted in Korea. 

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