Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

posted on 10 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because Elf-labor relations have been strained

Photo courtesy of Bjorn Berg.
Found at Shanghai Art Museum. 

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This office “can” be available.

posted on 7 Apr 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of MN.
Spotted at an airport in Taiwan.

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Because she-male sounded insensitive

posted on 4 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Darley.
Chinese says: “Men’s restroom” 
Found in Shandong Province, China. 

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Brought to you by the makers of Sporks

posted on 3 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do you have a little goys and birls room?

Photo courtesy of Mike Darley.
Chinese says: “women’s restroom”
Found in Shandong Province, China. 

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Bees in the trees

posted on 2 Apr 2014 in Signs

If they sting, they’ll get a roughly

Photo courtesy of Terry Hastings.
Found in a Tokyo park. 

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Doesn’t sound kosher…

posted on 1 Apr 2014 in Signs

Did that bagel just proposition me?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Hewitt.
Found in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo. 

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Also forest fire never leaves tip

posted on 31 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Forest fire is a dick.

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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We’re almost there!

posted on 28 Mar 2014 in Signs

In fact, we’re right under your nose

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement.
Homegrown Engrish from Austin, TX. 

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This forest isn’t going to plant itself

posted on 27 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because heaven fruit doesn’t grow on trees

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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Right over here…

posted on 25 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

…then I exit.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Morrison.
Found at men’s room in gas station in Dunhuang, China.
Likely meant “please aim carefully”. 

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