Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Try the Swedish Meatball Massage

posted on 5 Oct 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Michelle Low.
Found in Hong Kong.
They meant “foot massage”. 

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Have a nice fall

posted on 30 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

We want your fall to be as safe as possible.

Photo courtesy of Richard Purser. 
Found in a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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Hey Satan, got a light?

posted on 27 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of A.K.
Found in Japan. 

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The ocean had no comment

posted on 24 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Don’t do it man, last month the beach told me it was pregnant…

Photo courtesy of Arnold Mabbett.
Found on the beach at Tanggu, Tianjin, China. 

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Sit down job

posted on 18 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I did some overtime

Photo courtesy of Jonathan and Nitzan.
Found in Wudang Shan, Hubei province, China.

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Absolutely no penetration

posted on 15 Sep 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Holly Bradbury.
Japanese says: “Men not allowed to enter here”. 

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Still more accurate than Delivery Room

posted on 2 Sep 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains all the waivers….

Photo courtesy of Brian & Victoria Rice.
 Sign found in China. 

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Please approach grass with eyes lowered

posted on 30 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of CF.
Sign found in Xinjiang, China. 

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We use only the freshest subject matter..

posted on 28 Aug 2014 in Signs

BTW, I might take all your food…

Photos courtesy of Kennedy Speirs.
Found outside a restaurant in Osaka, Japan. 

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This place is a dive…

posted on 26 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Oh, and by the way here’s some booze.

Photo courtesy of “Crockeraf”
Found at Hoi Tak Hotel in Urumqi , China.

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