Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Is the fuk hing repairman here, yet?

posted on 2 Jan 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

FukHing

Photo courtesy of Dale Ehrlich.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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Hillary’s favorite

posted on 30 Dec 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

without-conservatives

I was looking for a more libertarian snack…

Photo courtesy of Stacy Hewitt.
Ice cream shop sign found in Isla Mujeres, Mexico.

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Mind your own business garbage.

posted on 29 Dec 2015 in Instructions, Signs

life-garbage

But this is recreational garbage…

Photo courtesy of Pavel Viaznikov.
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo. 

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Show me your Flying Orange Pekoe.

posted on 26 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

kung-fu-chess

Bro, do you even multi-task?

Photo courtesy of Bela Brozsek.
Found in China.

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And a Happy New Yie-Ar Kung Fu!

posted on 25 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

merry-chrismax

Photo courtesy of Kit Chan.
From pro-Beijing political party in Hong Kong.

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I want to Marry Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

marry-christmas-happy-new-year

Spotted in Hong Kong.

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Because everybody farts

posted on 23 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

windy-women

Ask about our activated charcoal.

Photo courtesy of Nolwenn Balavoine.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Lots of crushed toes.

posted on 22 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-the-disabled

Crippled zombies are zombies nonetheless.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Harbour.
Found in Taiwan.

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Your ideology gives me indigestion.

posted on 17 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

fragrant-and-hot-marxism

Sorry, I can’t have spicy political systems.

Photo courtesy of Chris Brown.
Hunan-cuisine restaurant in Beijing, China.

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Can I just get crumpets?

posted on 16 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

tea-and-bullshits-area

I miss the water cooler.

Photo courtesy of Neema Assemi.
Found in China.

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