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It’s payback!

posted on 14 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

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I’m hooked!

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found in Beijing restaurant.

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Do I have to tip the boar, too?

posted on 7 Jun 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

rice-is-yes
Fried noodle is No.

Photo courtesy of Robert Neal.
Menu found in Thailand. 

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Can you fix this curtain, too?

posted on 6 Jun 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

lampshade-is-broken

Well…I’ll be a snake-head fish uncle!

Photo courtesy of Robert Neal.
Menu found in Thailand. 

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Basting is the key

posted on 25 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

roasted-crispy-children

It takes a village to cook a child.

Photo courtesy of Emily Wilcox.
Menu found in Hong Kong. 

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Can I get the Lipitor dressing on the side?

posted on 21 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Oh good, they have the Kung Pao Prozac!

Photo courtesy of Megan Liu.
Found in China.  

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It ain’t easy being green.

posted on 16 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

She turned green with envy. Then we ate her.

Photo courtesy of Paul Cedar.
Found in Li Jiang, China. 

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Helles yeah!

posted on 13 May 2015 in Menus

Does this mug make me look fat?

Photo courtesy of M.N.
Found in Japan. 

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I gave that meal a 7.2 on the Richter scale.

posted on 5 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

I said more MSG, not TNT.

Photo courtesy of David Mallin.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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I call this Crouching Lobe.

posted on 4 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Lemme turn this up… now what’d you say?

Photo courtesy of Stefan Kah.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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The baby did it.

posted on 1 May 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

What? We were out of formula.

Photo courtesy of Stefan Kah.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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