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Inoculation appetizer available

posted on 19 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary…

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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Twenty dollars for tea?

posted on 10 May 2017 in Menus

typical-thai-whore-dish

The dish said it loves me…

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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Ask your waiter for the spec sheet…

posted on 18 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

characteristics-of-carbon-bbq

Features include: meat, plate, utensils.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

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How is she with turkey?

posted on 10 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

evaporate-slippery-chickens

I prefer southern evaporated chicken.

Photo courtesy of Amelia Shevenell.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Sorry, I’m abstinate.

posted on 7 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

deep-fried-fish-with-sexy-curry

This explains the birth rate in India.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Shepherd.
Thai restaurant in Hangzhou, China.

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Good news!

posted on 22 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

in-love-with-small-cock

It’s how you use it…

Photo courtesy of Alexander Redfield.
Menu spotted in Beijing, China.

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Are they magic beans?

posted on 22 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

children-for-beans

Hey, it was faster than the adoption service.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Menu spotted in Guangxi, China.

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It actually conditions as you chew!

posted on 17 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

shampoo-ribs

Massage ribs in mouth. Let sit for 2 minutes. Swallow and repeat.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Menu found in Guangzhou, China.

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Gramdma, can I have a samdwich?

posted on 15 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

gramdmother-food-grains

Johnny, give Gramdpa a hamd.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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Anything smaller?

posted on 13 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

small-cock-for-a-while

My wife says she’s tired of this.

Menu found in China.
Photo submitted by Štefan Kološa.

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