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This napkin looks suspiciously like toilet paper…

posted on 11 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Will you be having the Urinal Cake, sir?

Photo courtesy of Chuck Chamberlain.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Chicken pretenders available…

posted on 9 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

You pretend to cook meat and I’ll pretend to pay.

Photo courtesy of Yici Lee. 
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Good news: it’s recycled.

posted on 3 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

You’d be surprised what you could find in the dumpster…

Photo courtesy of Yici Hee.
Menu spotted in Beijing, China. 

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Don’t skimp on the Purell sauce…

posted on 2 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

I knew Jane’s aversion to washing would come in handy…

Photo courtesy of Yici He.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Hilarious!

posted on 26 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

My tickle box is private.

 

 

Photo courtesy of Yici He.
Menu found in China. 

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When they start walking…

posted on 9 Mar 2019 in Instructions, Menus

So tender…

Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg.
Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey). 

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Ask any baby!

posted on 19 Feb 2019 in Menus

Other glands available.

Photo courtesy of Patrick Zumsande.
Found in Japan. 

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Still in its infansy…

posted on 18 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Just a little fun.

Photo courtesy of PH.

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Try the unleaded shrimp extract

posted on 14 Feb 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Brandon Albers.
Found in Vietnam.

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Have anything in a culotte?

posted on 6 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

No skirts before dinner.

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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