Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.
In seriously say, this only jokes.
Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.
(121 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
Loading...Replace good friend contact!
Speak into the ear Michael.
Photo courtesy of Rachael Gordon.
Xbox 360 headset from China.
(88 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Blessed art thou among firefighters.
And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.
Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.
(80 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Vegetable peeler instructions
Photo courtesy of Stuart Patterson.
From back of a vegetable peeler package.
(122 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Did we mention science and technology?
Photo courtesy of Kevin Ensor.
Instructions from the box of a squeeze flashlight.
(87 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...You sound pessimistic…
I can tell it’s never going to work.
Photo courtesy of Gabriel Vine.
Instructions for magnetic door stop from China.
(89 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Don’t say we didn’t tell you!
Yeah, good luck with that allergy…
Photo courtesy of Marcel van Kervinck.
Found at Tokyo Starbucks (no other English found).
(171 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Mind your own business garbage.
But this is recreational garbage…
Photo courtesy of Pavel Viaznikov.
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo.
(93 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Where you going, bellboy?
She survived…in cold blood.
Photo courtesy of Kate Ebbutt.
(159 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)Loading...Sexy headphones
Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt.
Dtech headphones found in China.
(79 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...
