Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Don’t say we didn’t tell you!
Yeah, good luck with that allergy…
Photo courtesy of Marcel van Kervinck.
Found at Tokyo Starbucks (no other English found).
(171 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
Loading...Mind your own business garbage.
But this is recreational garbage…
Photo courtesy of Pavel Viaznikov.
Found in Roppongi, Tokyo.
(93 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Where you going, bellboy?
She survived…in cold blood.
Photo courtesy of Kate Ebbutt.
(159 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)Loading...Sexy headphones
Photo courtesy of Barbara Flindt.
Dtech headphones found in China.
(79 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...The springing action will drive them nuts!
Photo courtesy of Suzanne Berlandier.
Instructions found with child’s toy.
(174 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...Feiyan Health Tea Instructions (for fatty)
Photo courtesy of Greg Jenner.
Tea from China.
(142 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...If you’re looking for good, wrong outlet.
More swimming, less sleeping.
Photo courtesy of Alix Schweitzer.
Found at hotel in Jordan.
(115 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)Loading...Just throw that trash in the basement.
Now you’ve made the toilet worried…
Photo courtesy of Linus Knutsson.
Restroom found in restaurant in Japan.
(124 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)Loading...This can used!
Body on the terrace or we don’t have a live deal…
Photo courtesy Vincent.
Instructions for oil container found in China.
(141 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...What did I say about doing other?
We reserve the right to asseverate.
Photo courtesy of Holly Stockham.
Found in guesthouse in Laos.
(87 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...
