Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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But I’ve got half a pack of danger product left!
Oh, you’ll take it like a man…
Photo courtesy of David.
Sign found at a funicular railway in Japan.
(170 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)
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Don’t worry: I have insurance for person hurt
Photo courtesy of Tom Prior.
From a shredder manual bought in the US (made in China?).
(299 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Do nottatto afraid…
I’m using the universal door spork…
Photo courtesy of Mabel N.
Found in 5-star hotel room binder in Tunxi, China.
(518 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...After stripping, take some pics, send ’em in…
Upon cessation of circumvolution, look up circumvolution in the dictionary…
Photo courtesy of Shephanie Rayhon.
Toy from China.
(202 votes, average: 3.19 out of 5)Loading...Table Lamp Instructions
Photo courtesy of Lance & Laura Ostman.
Instructions that came with table lamp (made in China).
(344 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...Entering the tower…
Photo courtesy of Pius Ott.
Found at the Pearl Tower in Shanghai, China.
(552 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)Loading...Instructions for the tourist…
Photo courtesy of Alison Honey.
Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.
(1,918 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...Bad Room
Good: Walk-in closet. Bad: Angry hornets.
Photo courtesy of Ken.
Found in Japan real estate materials.
(454 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Having trouble with my Leet ear…
Photo courtesy of Drazen Djordjevic.
Headphones from China.
(235 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Araha Park Instructions
Photo courtesy of Jon Walden.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.
(303 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...
