Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Guest House’s Regulation
Photo courtesy of Taj Davis.
Found at guest house in Kratie, Cambodia.
(435 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading...I thought it was in the Bill of Rights…
Come to think of it, maybe you shouldn’t really wear our jewelry…
Photo courtesy of Charms C.
Instruction card that came with jewelry bought at Samantha Tiara.
(211 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...Did we mention this is a mat-toilet?
Photo courtesy of Andy Greenlees.
Toilet seat cover package instructions (from China).
(368 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...Fruit/Vegetable Peeler Package Instructions (contains 4 letter word)
Who knew peeling vegetables was so complicated?
Photo courtesy of Meghan D’Mello.
Found in Chinese discount store in India.
Image of back of a fruit/vegetable peeler package.
(287 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)Loading...The custodian must be read it as follow!
Photo courtesy of Marcus Antonsson.
Photo of toy box.
(227 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)Loading...Once upon a time…
“Please hold. Your story is very important to us.”
Found in a small hotel in Kyoto, Japan.
(455 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...But I’ve got half a pack of danger product left!
Oh, you’ll take it like a man…
Photo courtesy of David.
Sign found at a funicular railway in Japan.
(170 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)Loading...I under stand
Don’t worry: I have insurance for person hurt
Photo courtesy of Tom Prior.
From a shredder manual bought in the US (made in China?).
(300 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Do nottatto afraid…
I’m using the universal door spork…
Photo courtesy of Mabel N.
Found in 5-star hotel room binder in Tunxi, China.
(518 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...After stripping, take some pics, send ’em in…
Upon cessation of circumvolution, look up circumvolution in the dictionary…
Photo courtesy of Shephanie Rayhon.
Toy from China.
(202 votes, average: 3.19 out of 5)Loading...
