Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Dear All Lady, try to hold it in…
Photo courtesy of Martin Simpson.
Found at youth hostel in Miyajima, Japan.
(89 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
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Now my left foot–I’m still horny.
Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols.
Found at Daiso store in Canada.
(150 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)Loading...I have a neck, can I use the theater?
I’m becoming pregnant right now.
Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier.
Found at the Osaka maritime museum.
(137 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...Purpose of Safe in Social
Photo courtesy of M.C.
Found in Cambodia hostel/hotel.
(142 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...Hotel is many things…
Photo courtesy of Rachel McLennan.
Found in a Vietnam hotel.
(145 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)Loading...Mmm commercial flavor just like Mom’s!
This tastes good…I want to soak it.
Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly.
Found in Japan.
(114 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...Plop it in
Photo courtesy of Michael Borowiak.
Floppy disk drive made in China.
(136 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Loading...I LOVE protecting people.
I’m sorry but the shower is one of yer most crime ridden spots.
Photo courtesy of Eric Lindsey.
Found in USA, made in China.
(158 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)Loading...That’s the wrong kind of attaintion!
C’mon, guys, let’s go random somewhere else…
Photo courtesy of Charlie D.
Found in China.
(211 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Sorry ma’am, have to cite you for tartness.
Use approved diaport stations only.
Photo courtesy of E.M.
Found in China.
(135 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...
