Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Is my costume polite?
What kind of park prohibits explosions?
Photo courtesy of Casper Johansen.
Taken in Hue, Vietnam.
(85 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
Loading...There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…
This is a no bawdry zone, wench.
Photo courtesy of Adrian Whittleworth.
Found in Jiaxing, Zhejian Province, China.
(163 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...Only cavorting permitted…
Photo courtesy of Hilary Elchelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.
(82 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...I have the opinion: manner up!
As for thanking you in advance!
Photo courtesy of Kyle.
Found at Tipness sports gym in Tokyo, Japan.
(119 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Degum it! Follow the rules.
Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.
(89 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)Loading...Information
Photo courtesy of Rosy Southwell.
Found at youth hostel in Japan.
(148 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...Scrapings for all occassions
Photo courtesy of Y.R.
Packaging from a party popper.
(79 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Dear All Lady, try to hold it in…
Photo courtesy of Martin Simpson.
Found at youth hostel in Miyajima, Japan.
(89 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...That’s it, lightly.
Now my left foot–I’m still horny.
Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols.
Found at Daiso store in Canada.
(150 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)Loading...I have a neck, can I use the theater?
I’m becoming pregnant right now.
Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier.
Found at the Osaka maritime museum.
(137 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...
