Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Just throw that trash in the basement.
Now you’ve made the toilet worried…
Photo courtesy of Linus Knutsson.
Restroom found in restaurant in Japan.
(124 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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Body on the terrace or we don’t have a live deal…
Photo courtesy Vincent.
Instructions for oil container found in China.
(141 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...What did I say about doing other?
We reserve the right to asseverate.
Photo courtesy of Holly Stockham.
Found in guesthouse in Laos.
(87 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Is my costume polite?
What kind of park prohibits explosions?
Photo courtesy of Casper Johansen.
Taken in Hue, Vietnam.
(85 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...There’s a whole lotta elbow shakin’ goin’ on…
This is a no bawdry zone, wench.
Photo courtesy of Adrian Whittleworth.
Found in Jiaxing, Zhejian Province, China.
(163 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...Only cavorting permitted…
Photo courtesy of Hilary Elchelberger.
Found in Xi’an, China.
(82 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...I have the opinion: manner up!
As for thanking you in advance!
Photo courtesy of Kyle.
Found at Tipness sports gym in Tokyo, Japan.
(119 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Degum it! Follow the rules.
Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.
(90 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Information
Photo courtesy of Rosy Southwell.
Found at youth hostel in Japan.
(149 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...Scrapings for all occassions
Photo courtesy of Y.R.
Packaging from a party popper.
(80 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...
