Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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Because cleanliness is next to…reality

posted on 29 Oct 2015 in Household Items

cleaning-king

That dirt is just a dream…

Photo courtesy of U.U.

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It was a good party…

in-memory-of-party

R.I.P. and R.S.V.P. if you can.

Photo courtesy of Sian Brewer.
Tray found in Vietnam.

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Hey whatcha cooking…ew

posted on 3 May 2015 in Household Items

230mm…that’s what SHE said.

Photo courtesy of Alex Dennis.
Found on the bottom of a pan.  

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Guys can’t resist!

posted on 28 Mar 2015 in Household Items, Stationery

I knew she was a hard-ass but steel?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Barker.
Found in Yokohama, Japan.
Meant to say “funny magnet”. 

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Square type bucket

posted on 19 Mar 2015 in Containers, Household Items

Photo courtesy of S.N.
Bucket found at Daiso store in Seattle (from Japan). 

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That’s what he said…

posted on 23 Feb 2015 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Mark.
Found at a Daiso dollar store in Canada (imported from Japan). 

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I want to Marry Christmas!

posted on 21 Dec 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Edward Grodin.

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Prevents chafing of the nut

posted on 24 Nov 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of J.S.
From Japan. 

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Symbols sold separately…

posted on 16 Nov 2014 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Found on an inflatable bathtub. 

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Microwave killed my shrubs…

posted on 19 Oct 2014 in Household Items

Try the Global Warming setting

Photo courtesy of Nicolai.

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