Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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Let’s Beer

posted on 31 Dec 2004 in Household Items

Happy New Year from Engrish.com!

Please try not to drink too much.

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Creep

posted on 23 Nov 2004 in Household Items

Was it I before E except after E?

 

Photo courtesy of Chris Tan.

Found on the lid of a plastic container.

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Just one touch…

posted on 1 Nov 2004 in Household Items

Just think what we can do with two touches…

 

Photo courtesy of Joe Grand.

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Bathroom Scale

posted on 22 Oct 2004 in Household Items

Sorry Mrs. Jones, not today…

 

Photo courtesy of Wilson Rothman.

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Plastic Glue

posted on 10 Sep 2004 in Household Items

Thanks, I’ll just leave the bag open…

 

Photo courtesy of Thomas Hollwood.

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Wouderful Trash Can

posted on 2 Sep 2004 in Household Items

I use the kitchen trash: can’t stand all the comments… 

 

Photo courtesy of David Edelstein.

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Home Wool Carpet

posted on 27 Aug 2004 in Household Items

I dunno, tastes like cotton to me…

 

Photo courtesy of Kisako Miyakami.

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Pot Scrubbing Pad

posted on 26 Aug 2004 in Household Items

Thank God for 3cience…

 

Photo courtesy of L.J. MacLean.

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Sweet Kitchen Mitt

posted on 29 Jul 2004 in Household Items

Daily life? Yeah, that is a sticky subject…

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Toast Club

posted on 27 Jul 2004 in Household Items

I draw the line at shocking Engrish Muffins…

 

Photo courtesy of Jason Nicholas.

From a Japanese toaster oven.

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