Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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Disinfected Glass

posted on 9 Jun 2005 in Household Items

I was just hoping this cup would be clean…

 

Photo courtesy of Kathryn Dalby & Neil Dowling.

Found in a Japan hotel. 

Words taken from Billy Joel song lyrics. 

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Recycled Yarn

posted on 25 Mar 2005 in Household Items

I prefer a cotton/Pet bottle blend…

 

Photo courtesy of Jason Livingston.

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Blanket

posted on 18 Mar 2005 in Household Items

I can only take so many ‘yo-mama’ jokes…

 

Photo courtesy of Jason and Glory.

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Special Kettle

posted on 23 Feb 2005 in Household Items

Hey, gettin’ low on water here! Anybody? HEY!

 

Photo courtesy of Dan Matundan.

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Sweet Party

posted on 16 Feb 2005 in Household Items

 

 

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Writes Both Ways

posted on 8 Feb 2005 in Household Items

What gets written here, stays here…

 

Photo courtesy of Joel.

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Stir Fry Pan

posted on 2 Feb 2005 in Household Items

It’s so easy to psych-out my frying pan…

 

Photo courtesy of Sam Campbell.

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Happiness with Trash

posted on 12 Jan 2005 in Household Items

I accept your challenge, Sir Wastebin…

 

Photo courtesy of Adam Zienkiewicz.

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Caution: Eats Tapes

posted on 4 Jan 2005 in Household Items

Please do not feed VCR…

 

Photo courtesy of Maki Ridenour.

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Let’s Beer

posted on 31 Dec 2004 in Household Items

Happy New Year from Engrish.com!

Please try not to drink too much.

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