Engrish Leftovers

Engrish Leftovers are examples that just aren’t that funny to the webmaster, but have been sent in to Engrish.com on numerous occassions or have been featured on Engrish.com in the past. You may find a couple to be entertaining here or there…

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John Wilkes’ dirty cousin…

posted on 24 Feb 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Emergency entrance only…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Dunn.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Hand me that dictionary…

posted on 20 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Break is made…

Photo courtesy of K. Eisenberg.
Spotted in China. 

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This is the last time I use a Buddhist realtor…

posted on 18 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Remember that when you’re house hunting…

Photo courtesy of Karin Faulkner.
Found at construction site in Xiamen, China. 

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Quick, they’re trying to open a check cashing office…

posted on 17 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Hurry, my property value only went up 4%…

Photo courtesy of Karin Faulkner.
Spotted at construction site in Xiamen, China. 

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I sing the body undertaking…

posted on 15 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

A little higher…

Photo courtesy of Karin Faulkner.
Spotted at construction site in Xiamen, China. 

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Tomollow take care of itself…

posted on 14 Feb 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Crose your eyes…

Photo courtesy of Kate Matsumoto.
Sign found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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What about the vampires

posted on 13 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Photo courtesy of Josh Curphy.
Chinese restaurant sign spotted in Australia. 

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Oh, if hair could talk…

All our hairdressers are in Mensa…

Photo courtesy of John Grosberg.
Found in Myanmar.

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Use your imagination…

posted on 8 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

You know what I mean…

Photo courtesy of Joel Sadler.
Spotted in China. 

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Pake all the time you need…

posted on 7 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

You’ll feel better after you devolve…

Photo courtesy of Joel Sadler.
Spotted in China. 

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