Engrish Leftovers

Engrish Leftovers are examples that just aren’t that funny to the webmaster, but have been sent in to Engrish.com on numerous occassions or have been featured on Engrish.com in the past. You may find a couple to be entertaining here or there…

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This makes dating easier…

posted on 1 Apr 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Cuteness uncertainty is problematic…

Photo courtesy of Nac Mac Feaggle.
Hair salon ad spotted in Fukuoka, Japan. 

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We’re making 1.5V hotcakes…

posted on 28 Mar 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

We will find your waffle a good home…

Photo courtesy of Monica Young.
Found in China. 

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Come back home, rubbish…

posted on 27 Mar 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

You mean rubbish will never be unhoused…

Photo courtesy of Monica Young.
Found in China. 

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Water drown. No drown…

posted on 17 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

No play with tree. No play anything…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan.

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Don’t ask where it came from…

posted on 14 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Waiter there’s a tattoo on my sausage…

Photo courtesy of Matt Gann.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I’m not happy with my facial body…

posted on 13 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Put it back…

Photo courtesy of Martin Bell.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Hey, my eyes are up here…

posted on 11 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I’m mommy, I’ll be your server…

Photo courtesy of Nathan P.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Bring hand sanitizer…

posted on 10 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I just know I’m going to catch something in there…

Photo courtesy of Magda Kitano.
Found in Japan. 

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President Trumb approves…

Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumby ride…

Photo courtesy of Louis M.
Found in Thailand. 

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Don’t get him started…

posted on 3 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

At least grass lets me finish a sentence…

Photo courtesy of Lindsey Miller.
Spotted in Japan. 

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