Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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4 Years!!

posted on 23 Aug 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Dario Venier.
Found in Dempasar, Bali. 

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Sometimes we wish you were someone else…

posted on 17 Aug 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes.
Spotted in Saudi Arabia. 

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Now, how can we make you better?

posted on 14 Aug 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

After 2 drinks all the cuts look great…

Photo courtesy of Christopher Read. 
Found in Saudi Arabia.

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God save the USA!

posted on 4 Jul 2020 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

United States Kingdom

Photo courtesy of Angie Remsen.
T-shirt found in Thailand.

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Have a graar trip, see you next yaar!

posted on 17 Jun 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries

Will you be checking out laar?

Photo courtesy of Leonardo P.
Found in Portugal. 

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I was conceived in a head-on collision.

posted on 15 Jun 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.

Photo courtesy of Michael T.
Spotted in India. 

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Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia

posted on 27 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit.
From a hotel in Saudi Arabia. 

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The power of Chrysler compels you

posted on 20 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries

In nomine Prius, et Fiat, et spiritus Subaru.

Photo courtesy of Glen R. 

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Hand me my travel complaint phrase book…

posted on 14 May 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I flew here from NYC—impress me.

 

Photo courtesy of Arthur Galestian.
Found in a taxi cab in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Schlong or short

posted on 8 May 2020 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Scott Neader.
Found at flea market in Portugal. 

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