Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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Not as good as the Best of Cleam.

posted on 6 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Music

best-of-eric-crapton

Featuring “Ray Down Sarry”

Photo courtesy of Tara Vacanti.
Record found in Korea. 

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My water proff is the deepest!

pool-rules

We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.

Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.

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You know what, just go ahead…

posted on 29 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

violators-will-be-fine

Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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How ’bout a samooch?

posted on 22 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

make-love-and-smaile

Samells delicious!

Photo courtesy of Donn Colby.
Donut shop found in Incheon Airport, Korea.

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Appliances of the undead.

posted on 19 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

push-for-flesh

Sadly, zombie buttons went out in the 80s.

Photo courtesy of Heather Robb.
Found in toilet on boat in South Korea.

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In sand we can sand castle the sand.

posted on 12 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

haeundae

I used to be it is younger back then.

Photo courtesy of Olivia Watson.
Sign found at Haeundae Beach, Busan, Korea.

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18 and older

posted on 11 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

deeper-n-harder

No gloves?

Photo courtesy of Andy Hill.
Women’s accessories shop found in Malaysia.

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Some stains never come out.

posted on 25 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

porn-laundry

I need these XXX movies R-rated…

Photo courtesy Greg Dunne.
Found in Pattaya, Thailand.

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Can’t it be both?

posted on 14 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

not-pleasure-but-pain

Photo courtesy of Joshua Sindel.
Found in Jeju, South Korea.

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It’s the high heels.

posted on 13 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

your-foot-is-killing-me

Call the toe truck…

Photo courtesy of J. Ari Sindel.
Found on Jeju, South Korea.

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