Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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The most noble of flames.

posted on 6 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

fire-distinguisher

Classier than the slow burn…

Photo courtesy of E.F.

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Timmy’s growth would serve him well.

posted on 4 Dec 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

why-with-khan-english

Photo courtesy of Robert Badger.
Language school found in Yangsan, Korea.

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Ans the feather-down? To sprawl for.

posted on 28 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

never-been-sweater

Hans down–best place to sprawl.

Photo courtesy of Diane Kallet.
Notice in the Sheraton Paris Airport Hotel.

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The squash took it really hard…

posted on 14 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

veg-feelings

Please onion, if you start, I’ll start…

Photo courtesy of Mark Wood.
Spotted on menu in India.

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Choose wisely on erection day…

posted on 8 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

erection-in-progress

Photo courtesy of Ami Tham.
Found in Singapore.

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Not as good as the Best of Cleam.

posted on 6 Nov 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Music

best-of-eric-crapton

Featuring “Ray Down Sarry”

Photo courtesy of Tara Vacanti.
Record found in Korea. 

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My water proff is the deepest!

pool-rules

We go a little crazy when you wear cut-offs.

Photo courtesy of Cassie B.
Found in Acapulco, Mexico.

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You know what, just go ahead…

posted on 29 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

violators-will-be-fine

Photo courtesy of Charlie Dean.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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How ’bout a samooch?

posted on 22 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

make-love-and-smaile

Samells delicious!

Photo courtesy of Donn Colby.
Donut shop found in Incheon Airport, Korea.

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Appliances of the undead.

posted on 19 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

push-for-flesh

Sadly, zombie buttons went out in the 80s.

Photo courtesy of Heather Robb.
Found in toilet on boat in South Korea.

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