Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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That can be treated.

posted on 6 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

ostrich-discharge

Gonna need more napkins.

Photo courtesy of Gary Dyck.

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Guess what’s in the horse salad…

posted on 4 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

EggSalad

Pssst- don’t order ANYTHING.

Photo courtesy of Adam Coates.
Found at buffet in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Where do I sign up?

posted on 13 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

margret-mine-case

Oh, I read her exploits in the bathroom…

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found in Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic”.

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Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

posted on 11 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

jade-stone-massage

That’s kind of the expensive…

Photo courtesy of Rik Dawson.
Found in Thailand. 

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How many distance is to hometown?

posted on 27 Nov 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

cannot-be-back-its-hometown

Mom, when do we back to hometown on our roads?

Photo courtesy of Gordon Williams.
Found on wall of Chinese restaurant in Australia.

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You can smell it from outside…

posted on 24 Nov 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

steamed-crap

Thought I already ate this…

Photo courtesy of Brent Swallowell.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand.

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I hate advertising!

posted on 13 Nov 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

billbraod-for-rant

Sign the damn rantal agreement…

Photo courtesy of Chanthasone Insixiangmai.
Found in Laos on way to Thailand. 

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Please use the tree.

posted on 11 Nov 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

untying

This may take a while…

Photo courtesy of Mike Williams.
Found at a Korean temple.

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Are you sure you don’t want the pumpkin spice?

posted on 27 Oct 2017 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

161-bland-coffee

We reuse our grounds.

Photo courtesy of Richard Gannon.
Found in Ayutthaya, Thailand.

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London is more Second world than London.

posted on 23 Oct 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

londonNotebook

It’s a little bigger than London, too.

Photo courtesy of Joseph Palmer.
Notebook found in Latvia.

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