Engrish from Other Countries

Engrish isn’t limited to Japan or China. Here are some examples from various countries.

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I was going for a “two” but scored lower…

posted on 24 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

…and I woulda gotten away without flushing
if it weren’t for that meddling Whistleblower.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Hyde. 
Found in Ukraine. 

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Make life available for everyone!

posted on 18 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Ashlyn Sears.
Found outside an elevator in Dhaka, Bangladesh.
Meant to say: “Lift is unavailable…”

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You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone…

posted on 17 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Very near and dear to me…

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Stults.
Spotted in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. 

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Pre-beat for your convenience…

posted on 11 Oct 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of “Sushi & Biscuits”.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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I wanna collect all the big cocks…

posted on 23 Sep 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of Amy, Sara, Karen and Alice.
Found at a shop in Savar, Bangladesh.

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Cup of happy ending…

Photo courtesy of Dan Palmer. 
Tea package found in Malaysia. 

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Works better on tractors.

posted on 4 Sep 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Also works with cows.

Photo courtesy of Tom Palmer.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Leader is an undisciplined procrastinator…

posted on 26 Aug 2019 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Leader want something done right, to do it self.

Photo courtesy of Simon Harrow.
Found in Thailand. 

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What’s this in these pants?

posted on 23 Aug 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Scott McLeod.
Found in Australia. 

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Sir, I’m noticing you for the last time.

posted on 24 Jul 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Genevieve Hilton.
Found in Hong Kong Airport Express.

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