Drinks

Drinks make up a big part of the Engrish experience. In Japan, there are about 10 vending machines per capita (well, almost 10), and you can see the latest drinks just by walking the streets. Titles change by the season so there is always a good supply.

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Goes good with gravy

posted on 9 Mar 2014 in Drinks

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Japanese says “Turkish Apricot Tea”.  

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Not our best brew

posted on 6 Oct 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Clowns love it…tastes funny

Photo courtesy of Lori Drewes.
Found in China. 

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The Chinese know us too well…

posted on 24 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Anthony Cuellar.
Chinese beer found in Brooklyn.

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You get what you pay for…

posted on 1 Feb 2013 in Drinks

What’s that in Yen?

Photo courtesy of R.T. Williams.
Caffeine free canned coffee found in Japan. 

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Because life makes you fat

posted on 15 Nov 2012 in Drinks

Lose weight, then die.

Photo courtesy of Mike S.
Japanese beer. 

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Hyper-inflation hit my local shop…

posted on 9 Jul 2012 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Marcin Kuc.
Spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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Type Orange-Negative

posted on 3 Mar 2012 in Drinks

This patient needs an OJ IV!

Photo courtesy of Britt.
Orange drink found in Tokyo. 

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After work we’ll vacation on the car

posted on 29 Jan 2012 in Drinks

You didn’t expect me to break on the chair, did you?

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Drink found in Japan. 

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Earl Brown Tea

posted on 30 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Drinks

Yuki fired her agent immediately after the modeling session…

Photo courtesy of Melissa Reeves.
Tea imported from China. 

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Now with 20% less embalming fluid!

posted on 9 Aug 2011 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

It was either this or the ice coffin…


Photo courtesy of Burt Blackburn.
Found at breakfast buffet in Bangkok hotel.
(Juice was actually guava juice)

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