Drinks

Drinks make up a big part of the Engrish experience. In Japan, there are about 10 vending machines per capita (well, almost 10), and you can see the latest drinks just by walking the streets. Titles change by the season so there is always a good supply.

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Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

posted on 1 Feb 2017 in Drinks

grenade-juice

Why do I taste C4?

Photo courtesy of Day Wrenn.

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Don’t spill’em.

posted on 14 Jan 2017 in Drinks

Boss_Guts

Hmm…tastes like regular guts.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Coffee found in Japan. 

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This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

posted on 22 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks

litchi-black-tea

I prefer my tea less moist.

Photo courtesy of Woody Lee.
Tea from China.

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You said you wanted something strong.

posted on 3 Aug 2016 in Drinks

pungency

…and then we fermented it for a month…

Photo courtesy of Tom Quarmby.
Tea from Japan. 

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Robot layoffs!

posted on 27 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks, Vending Machines

machine-out-of-work

Will vend for food…

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Add sugar for more diabetes.

posted on 5 Jan 2016 in Drinks, Signs

native-tea-in-mountain

Wow, my black tea only gives me hypertension.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Stephenson.
Found at Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, Japan.

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Go deep…

posted on 4 Oct 2015 in Drinks

the-hard

Photo courtesy of Crystal Holii.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Please either liquid thing guidelin.

posted on 30 Sep 2015 in Drinks

understand-it-beforehand

Looks like you’ve had enough liquid thing.

Photo courtesy of Stanley the Whale.
Found in Japan. 

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Taste is King

posted on 16 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Ian Cox.
Found in Shanghai, China.
Pronounced “po-po” in China. 

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Weasel Coffee Flavor

posted on 25 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Theresa Wang.
Found in Taiwan. 

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