Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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Don’t sing ABC’s around me again

posted on 6 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Easy as 1-2-3…

Photo courtesy of JHsu.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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Shine on, you sexy diamond

posted on 2 Apr 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Terminator Fact #7: When Skynet first became self-aware, it was just a hat factory.


Found in Laos.
Photo courtesy of Phillip Poole.

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I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

posted on 1 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Face lifted: thumbs-upped!


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Photo courtesy of Steve Taormina.
T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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Insert Engrish here

posted on 31 Mar 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

ICE stands for “Ironic Clothing Embroidery”

Found for sale in clothing store in Yunnan, China.
Photo courtesy of Angus Fursdon-Welsh.

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He’s *hit his stride…

posted on 17 Mar 2011 in Clothing

Leaving competitors in his funky wake.


Photo courtesy of Bryan W.
T-shirt spotted in Tokyo.

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AOK Tee

posted on 11 Mar 2011 in Clothing

Let’s send some positive feelings to Japan today.


Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
Shirt found in Japan.

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Pinch hitting…number 17…Acute Lymphoblastic

posted on 10 Mar 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Sorry, kids, smart money’s on the visiting team…


Photo courtesy of Spencer Calder.
Hat found in Korea.

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Crepars heart deserves it.

posted on 6 Mar 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

It’s the kind of love that exists only in novelty bubble-wrap.


Photo courtesy of Nisa.
Shirt found in a supermarket in Malaysia.

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I laughed so hard, I sharted myself

posted on 28 Feb 2011 in Clothing

You should see the Boxer Sharts…


Photo courtesy of Martin Atkinson.
T-shart found in Japan.

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That explains the big hole in the back of this raincoat

posted on 20 Feb 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

It’s not really Engrish…it says that on porpoise.


Photo courtesy of Obis Cygma.
Jacket found in South Korea.

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