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Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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With scissors?

posted on 9 Aug 2015 in Clothing

run-at-full-speed

Let’s butt heads…

Photo courtesy of Racquelle Pilon.

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Degum it! Follow the rules.

posted on 4 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Instructions

Label

Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.

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Don’t forget my wheat toast.

posted on 31 Jul 2015 in Clothing

swallow-one

Does the Pond Scum special come with bacon?

Photo courtesy of Shawna Monson.
Sweatshirt found in Shimonoseki, Japan.

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I’m por-choice.

posted on 21 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Clothing

prosche

Porbably fake.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Askew.
Found in China.

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Bear winked his eyed at me.

posted on 20 Jul 2015 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

the-best-gift

I like bear when I seed him.

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Preusser.
Found on a sweatshirt in South Korea.

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Get a load of nature over here…

posted on 16 Jul 2015 in Clothing

nature-to-nearby-soon

Photo courtesy of T.S.
T-shirt found on Japanese exchange student.

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Buy this! It’s your odor

posted on 1 Jul 2015 in Clothing

wear-perfume

That’s how it works.

Photo courtesy of Eric Norris.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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Go local sports team!

posted on 20 Jun 2015 in Clothing

soccel

I’m bad at names.

Photo courtesy of Ali Nejat Kanıyaş.

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Seriousiy?!

posted on 10 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Clothing

growing-seriousiy-harms-you

Photo courtesy of W.T.
Spotted in China. 

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Does it bring the own bottle?

posted on 5 Jun 2015 in Clothing

invitation-to-a-party

Please mixer.

Photo courtesy of Justin Egli.
T-shirt found in Fukuoka, Japan.

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