Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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The babysitter is here…

posted on 2 May 2025 in Clothing

If your 9th grader is not ready to rumble, you’re doing it wrong…

Photo courtesy of Rick Kinney.
Skullshit hardliner skirt found in Japan. 

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Thoughts and prayers for cute styles…

posted on 1 May 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Rick Kinney.
Hoodie found in Japan. 

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They didn’t have my size in Heaven…

posted on 29 Apr 2025 in Clothing

Because there are no closets in Heaven…

Photo courtesy of Raymond Levitt.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Now I can stake lives in peace…

posted on 25 Apr 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Sweatshirt spotted in Japan. 

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It comes out the way it went in…

posted on 21 Apr 2025 in Clothing

It’s the apathetic corn that gets it first…

Photo courtesy of Phil Cigan.
Sweatshirt found in Japan. 

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Participation ribbons for everyone…

posted on 17 Apr 2025 in Clothing

Except Clint, ball hog…

Photo courtesy of Paul Baker.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Looks like my szie…

posted on 25 Mar 2025 in Clothing

It’s the perfect gfti…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Owens.

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Does color you so good?

posted on 24 Mar 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Michael Goodman.
Spotted in Japan.

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I KNEW they were in cahoots…

posted on 20 Mar 2025 in Clothing

It’s the only way to transition from Army to the Senate…

Photo courtesy of Michael Goodman.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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Your life is too closed, better try P93…

posted on 18 Mar 2025 in Clothing

P01–P21 are the good ones. It’s downhill from there…

Photo copyright Engrish.com.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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