Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Show me your Flying Orange Pekoe.

posted on 26 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

kung-fu-chess

Bro, do you even multi-task?

Photo courtesy of Bela Brozsek.
Found in China.

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And a Happy New Yie-Ar Kung Fu!

posted on 25 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

merry-chrismax

Photo courtesy of Kit Chan.
From pro-Beijing political party in Hong Kong.

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I want to Marry Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

marry-christmas-happy-new-year

Spotted in Hong Kong.

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Because everybody farts

posted on 23 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

windy-women

Ask about our activated charcoal.

Photo courtesy of Nolwenn Balavoine.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Lots of crushed toes.

posted on 22 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-the-disabled

Crippled zombies are zombies nonetheless.

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Harbour.
Found in Taiwan.

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Doesn’t have to be West Virginia

posted on 21 Dec 2015 in Chinglish

take-me-go-home

Sunshine on my shoulder… just no

Photo courtesy of Steve Holt.
Album from Taiwan.

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Don’t let the wild germ close to it!

posted on 19 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Wild-Germ-Hates

Photo courtesy of Daniel Hung & Melissa Chin.
Found in a Beijing restaurant menu.

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Your ideology gives me indigestion.

posted on 17 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

fragrant-and-hot-marxism

Sorry, I can’t have spicy political systems.

Photo courtesy of Chris Brown.
Hunan-cuisine restaurant in Beijing, China.

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Can I just get crumpets?

posted on 16 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

tea-and-bullshits-area

I miss the water cooler.

Photo courtesy of Neema Assemi.
Found in China.

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No mushrooms?

posted on 15 Dec 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

muslim-restaurant

Don’t even try asking for cous cous…

Photo courtesy of Jane and David Allen.

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