Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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I’ve got a severe case of dissent.

posted on 23 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

health-rests-civilized-behavior

Explains why I keep getting sick at the protest march…

Photo courtesy of Judit Várhelyi.
Found at Lingering Garden, Suzhou, China.

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Damn hipsters…

posted on 22 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

wood-beard-fillet

Hmmm, woody overtones. And hair.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Anderson.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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By lunch it became much worse.

posted on 20 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

breakfast-intestinal

I had breakfast intestinal but I’m better now.

Photo courtesy of Gustavo Hsu.
Found in China. 

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The Lord does not like yoga.

posted on 17 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lord-shall-not-be-stretched

Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.

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The last fireman skimmed a little…

posted on 16 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Now legal in 8 states…

posted on 15 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

lets-grow-up-with-the-grass

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Torpodoes–kller inwater!

posted on 12 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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Last resort

posted on 11 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

annihilator

Only thing that works on terrorists.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Found on ferry to Macau. 

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That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

posted on 7 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Toiletries

lairsea-skin-care

My skin is sucking oxygen like a lung!

Photo courtesy of Ian.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Not in front of the tigers please

posted on 5 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

take-come-of-your-kids

Photo courtesy of Jared Sutton.
Found at zoo in Heilongjiang, China.

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