Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Feeling better but if you insist…

posted on 14 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

vomit-here

Sob uncontrollably over there…

Photo courtesy of Chanan Sessler.
Found in a pub.

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Mommy, my shoes hurt…

posted on 12 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

sewing-kit-shoelaces-kit

Last week they were earrings.

Photo courtesy of Kristian Akay.

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China never did nothin’ for me!

posted on 11 Jun 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

screw-china

I am so over China…

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

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Very few repeat customers…

posted on 8 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

meat-patty-explode-the-stomach

It’s the secret spices!

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.

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Mommy the danger is too close!

posted on 7 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

keep-the-danger-away

Uh oh, danger is on the sidewalk now…

Photo courtesy of David Hernandez.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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I’ll have a nice cold beer fisl.

posted on 6 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

home-of-farmers

What kind of vesefobles in the fosl?

Photo courtesy of Holly McKenzie.
Found in Longsheng, China.

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What’ll ya have!

posted on 5 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

piss-department

I took a number… they’re all ones.

Photo courtesy of Ben Au.
Found in Hangzhou, China.

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Make teeth great again!

posted on 30 May 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Whitemen_toothpaste

Tooth supremacist!

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Toothpaste from Taiwan.

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Ask for it by name!

posted on 28 May 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

Grope

The president made me do it…

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Frank.

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Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

posted on 26 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

bathtub-launches

I’ve heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.

Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw.
Bathtub found in China.

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