Engrish.com
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

Finally a place where I can imagine life…

Don Don needs love too…

(Taken from a grocery bag.) 

Photo courtesy of Ashley Paige.

“Son, point to the doll where Dipper Dan touched you.”

Photo courtesy of John Stanley.
Pic of an ice cream wrapper from Japan.
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Sincerely Gift

Photo courtesy of John.

And all this time flowers were trying to tell me so much…

(Taken from a florist’s bag)

I never really knew why I loved fruit – it must be that whiff of oxygen!

(Note:

Not only is the Engrish bizarre,

but it was found in a totally illogical

environment – on the outside of a photo

envelope (from a photo processing shop)) 

Photo courtesy of Todson and Jennifer Page.

Taken from a bakery bag. 

Caption as follows:
‘Our little friend ‘Tomte’ use magical secret-power fro delicious BREAD that,
Well enjoy in next morning. Children who living in NORTHERN EUROPE tell
us secret that just baken BREAD. YES ……….TOMTE’s secret. HOKUO as.
BREAD country SAPPORO is very similar with TOMTE’s land.’

(NOTE: Tomte is the name for Santa Claus
in Sweden. I know this because countless
Swedish people have written in to tell me.
Others from Norway insist that Tomte is
an elf or gnome. Finally, the Finnish insist that
‘Tomte’ is more like Santa’s little helper. Thanks guys.)