All our fruits are cooked sweet on people
This is the best description of bubble tea to date.
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Juice bar found in China.
(304 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
Loading...A tad skankier than pixie dust…
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Found at a Thai restaurant.
(450 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)Loading...I eat this religiously
….a richer, fatter life.
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Ice cream vending machine found in Japan.
(225 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)Loading...Choose clothes daily
My bottom isn’t foppush enough!
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Fashion boutique found in Japan.
(236 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Wipe slo-o-owly…
You’ll frighten the urinals…
Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark.
Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.
(774 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)Loading...You know exactly what we mean…
Photo courtesy of Amanda Healy.
Taken in China along the Yangzhe river.
(244 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)Loading...Whispers, concealed burps…
Especially your NYC hillbilly accent…
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T-shirt found in Okinawa, Japan.
(182 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...I wish he’d chase me…
He’ll never catch that balloon…
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Found in a middle school in China.
(181 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...President of the United States of Love
Raise your hand if you haven’t made love to a President yet…
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“Obama” the Japanese name of a clinic (for ladies).
(277 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Pretending to swim acceptable
Drowning only permitted if you cannot swim…
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Found in Cambodia.
(461 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...
