Because Pedo Bear can’t do everything

posted on 9 Jun 2011 in Chinglish, Stationery

But he’s still a bear and has bear needs…

Photo courtesy of Joakim Fannick.
Stationery found in Taiwan.

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Vicious Salad

posted on 8 Jun 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of D.A.
Found in Heidelberg, Germany.

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Oh, hey God!!

posted on 7 Jun 2011 in Clothing

Salutation & condemnation…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Dearth.
T-shirt found in Japan.

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And no one-armed railsitting, either.

posted on 6 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

Everyone on this beach is pale on one side, tanned on the other.


Photo courtesy of Alex Ebright.
Found in China.

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Tops Gone Wild: It takes spin to win!

posted on 5 Jun 2011 in Toys

They told me this was the only way to get beads at Mardi Gras…


Photo courtesy of Brooke Walrath.

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You’ve got chocolate all over your mouth. Tres chic!

posted on 4 Jun 2011 in Candy/Gum

Deserve you today a break!

Photo courtesy of Simona N.
Sweets purchased on Mt. Fuji in Japan.

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Fresh from my peehive

posted on 3 Jun 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

So that’s why it stings when I pee…


Photo courtesy of John Joannides.
Menu found in NYC.

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You pay, we spray…

posted on 2 Jun 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Heidi Greimann.
Restaurant chain found in Chiayi, Taiwan.
Heidi says: “This name is also on EVERY cup, napkin, and bowl in the restaurant.”

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Crappy food…

posted on 1 Jun 2011 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Tim Patrick.
Dessert menu from restaurant in Aomori, Japan.

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But of coarse…

posted on 31 May 2011 in Chinglish, Menus


“Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh”
Photo courtesy of Blair Bowman.
Menu found in Shanghai.

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